With heartfelt gratitude for your incredible support over the years, we now offer FREE SHIPPING (excluding Wholesale Orders) on our cool, genius loot for all orders* over $99, in the continental U.S. only.
FOR A LIMITED TIME FREE SHIPPING ON ALL U. S.* ORDERS – SITEWIDE !
If at any time you're not pleased with your purchase, simply return it for a full refund.
Delivering the goods
Never question the Integrity of the Execution: We do our best to have all of our clobber and hawkage in stock, and to ship out your order within 24 hours. If we don't, or can't, we'll notify you by email with a completely believable excuse.
Seriously, all U.S. orders ship either USPS First Class, Media Mail, USPS Priority mail, or UPS Ground.
*Continental U.S. only.
PLEASE NOTE: We offer $10+ (depending on your order) shipping to Alaska and Hawaii. There is a $25 shipping charge on most orders to our favorite north-of-the-border cousins in Canada. All handbooks shipped in the U.S. go out USPS Media Mail.
We ship everywhere
Overseas orders ship USPS International First Class mail, or, UPS Overseas, or, if somewhere really remote and off the beaten path, DHL.
In case of non-delivery overseas
We do not guarantee overseas delivery–if you do not receive your package we will refund the full purchase price of your old's cool loot, minus the shipping costs. If you want us to send your order out a second time, we'll be happy to, but we will re-charge you for the shipping.
Returns are FREE.*
If you're not thrilled with any one of our products, at any time, ever, just send it back to us, and we'll refund 100% of your purchase price (not including original shipping cost) and we'll also pay for the return shipping–processed within 2 business days after we receive the return.
Just send it back to us, with approval code to: THE OLD'S COOL COMPANY, 38 Charles Street, Newport, RI 02840
If you need additional assistance, or have any questions about your order or return, you can reach us at: firstname.lastname@example.org or call/text us anytime on (401) 572-7090.
*Continental U.S. only. And you must call, text or email us for an approval code BEFORE you return your item, or the return shipping cost will not be refunded.
Discounts are one-time and single-use only–they can't be combined with other discounts. Free shipping is U.S. only, unless otherwise specified, and does not apply to wholesale orders. $5 off shipping coupon is valid anywhere in the world, except North Korea and Antarctica.
All of our UP-i-tees, polos, and rugbys are standard unisex sizes, and fit accordingly. If you normally wear a size medium, order a medium.
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Old's Cool, Newport.
We've planted our flag here in this beautiful City by the Sea, which we returned to after a forty year exile, to shouts and cheers!
Seriously, read all about our love affair with Newport, Rhode Island.
Or just stop by our worldwide HQ anytime—38 Charles Street, Newport, RI 02840. Door's always open.
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