Old's Cool Deluxe Polo Shirts. Rugbys and UP-i-tees too.

$ 69.00

"Old's Cool is best cool."

– Lora-Ellen, Oak Bluffs, MA

A fantastic gift.

Do you love old-school truth and quality? Of course you do. You're the type who is tired of trite, and hungry for the tried and true; a back-to-basics, no-nonsense lady (or gentleman) who prefers the classics over stylishness or trendy, and who's only ever willing to settle for the best the world has to offer. We're that person too, and this is the best polo we've ever seen. A classic gift.

What are you waiting for, Christmas?

Simple. Quality. Authenticity. 

Our original polo is old school and black to the bone: 8 ounces, 100% cotton that's made to take a beatingwherever you wear it, rain or shine, and to look go-to-hell gorgeous, even after you wash it half to death. No pocket. As J. Peterman says, you have to carry everything you have in your head. We've sewn on the tackle twill letters like we mean business–they aren't coming off for anything, ever. Long or short sleeve. Unapologetic awesome authenticity.

Rugbys, and UP-i-tees too.

Old school is best cool classic Rugbys fit and feel fabulous!


Try our "I Hate Fake" UP-i-tee shirts on for size:


The Perfect Gift

Giving any one of our classic clobber to the traditionalista who hates almost everything? Guaranteed they'll love it or your money back.

And only a buck ninety-nine to have it gift-wrapped the home-made way: plain brown kraft paper and cotton twine, with a clever hangtag to give it some spiff.

Designed and silk-screened/appliquéd in the good old U.S. of A.

*Some shirts are pictured with optional patches.

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