The Old's Cool Academy's Official Guides to Life

"A dangerous education in 3 pocket-size handbooks."

This priceless and timeless three-handbook set (Blue Book, Guidebook, and Handbook) is our excellent and exciting attempt at a man-up manual, a How-to primer for this fun and unforgiving world. It's jam-packed with dyed-in-the-wool basics, a lot of rock 'n' roll, and some romantic poetry and unromantic facts and philosophizing. 

And touches on almost everything good (and bad) that we've learned on our wicked smart academic adventure: discernment, wisdom, patience, and the educated insolence that's proven to be practical and useful for taking and giving more than a few punches and kisses.

Tailor made for any other "wiseacres" you may know, and a terrific introduction to the hilarity and rigor of The Old's Cool Academy.