A Witty and Literate Ladies and Gentlemen's Gift

$ 19.99

"Thanks for sending me your latest masterpieces."

– Tim Leatherman, Founder of The Leatherman Tool Group

The Official Old's Cool Education II is our favorite wicked literate winner.

The Official Old's Cool Education II was inspired by the fun we've had just messing about in boats, or hiking over field and stream with gun in hand and birds on the wing in a beautiful blue sky flocked with sunshine. Or the realization that driving slow cars fast is better than driving fast cars slow, especially classics with the top down and the wind in your hair.

A steal at $19.99 – use coupon code "FREESHIPPING"

Don't believe us.

Mike Lerario, author of Leadership in Balance, retired army special forces officer and West Point graduate from Fayetteville, North Carolina had some great things to say about these classics.

TOOCE II comes with everything you see here:

Each set contains a LOGBOOK, FIELD BOOK and ROAD BOOK

• 60+ pages each. 

• Handy 3 1/2" x 5 1/2" size so you can carry them anywhere

• Rugged and reliable 80 lb protective and minimalist cover.

• Poetry, quotes, stories, delicious listicles, recalcitrance, heroes, fun.

• Way better than a Princeton diploma in your back pocket.

Proudly Made in the USA.

But wait, there are three more sets...

The Official Old's Cool Handbook I was our first wicked/smart  attempt to size the intelligent universe up.

This three-handbook set (Handbook, Black Book, and Read Book) was our first attempt at writing a primer for life. In addition to learned wisdom that is both timely and timeless, as well as tons of sports, literature, science and geography facts and fun, we'll also introduce to some of our heroes: Beryl Markham, General Grant, the indomitable Apsley Cherry-Garrard, Dr. Jordan Peterson–our Socrates, Shakespeare, Montaigne, and many more. 

What's The Official Old's Cool Education I?

Each set contains a HANDBOOK, BLACK BOOK and READ BOOK

• 60+ pages each. 

• Handy 3 1/2" x 5 1/2" size so you can carry them anywhere

• Rugged and reliable 80 lb protective and minimalist cover.

• Poetry, quotes, stories, delicious listicles, recalcitrance, heroes, fun.

• Way better than a Princeton diploma in your back pocket.

Proudly Made in the USA.

And last but not least...


The Official Old School Education III is a ludic and literate gift.

This priceless and timeless three-handbook set (Cookbook, Playbook, and Whirled Book) is our latest (and greatest) attempt at a classic guide to life, filled with practical, old-school basics, some hero worship, and the art and science of living well. 

Tailor made for chefs, athletes and sports-lovers, as well as philosophers. A terrific way to celebrate Dads and Grads. Any brainiac's birthday. Your favorite Valentine. A special Father's Day. Treat yourself.

What are you waiting for, Christmas?

Jam-packed with Recipes, How to play the game, Mental musings.

The Cookbook'll inspire you to raid the pantry and chicken fry a kangaroo, show you how to be the "Egyptian" at a restaurant, boil an egg. The Play Book is a step-by-step guide, offering timeless advice on the best way to "play the game." Cricket, darts, crew, and plenty of puzzles and trivia too. The Whirled Book features longer-form monographs discussing and dissecting the Plato's Cave-like reality we're living through.

What am I getting, exactly?

Each TOOCE III set contains a COOKBOOK, PLAYBOOK, and WHIRLED BOOK, and like the other three, is proudly Made in the USA.

And finally, TOOCE IV is hot off the press.

TOOCE IV, a brand-new three-handbook set (Handbook, Blue Book, and Guide Book), is our final attempt at a classic guide to the best things in life, jam-packed with practical, old-school basics, heroes and villains, tricky trivia, and educated insolence.

Tailor made for recalcitrants and kings (and queens), these cheeky handbooks are a terrific gift to celebrate Dads and Grads. A boyfriend's birthday. Your favorite Valentine. Father's Day. Boss moms anytime. 

Don't stay home without them.

As Stephen King once quipped, "Books are uniquely-portable magic." We couldn't agree more–and he could've been talking about any of our eclectic handbooks and delicious primers, so don't leave home without them either.

Old's Cool gift-wrapped at no extra charge.

Get all four sets (TOOCE I, II, III, & IV) for only $49.99!

*Continental U.S. only.

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Michael Werner
I totally LOVE your little Old's Cool books.

I’m going to write about that love soon, and will keep you apprised of the where and when on that.

But, I did want to tell you this: I just read the How to Sea book. And, I fell out of my chair. Well, actually I was on an airplane so I was buckled in pretty tightly.

You see, Thomas Macy is an ancestor of mine too, directly back to back to back on my ma’s side. And you gave me plenty of new information on this fellow.

In fact, my nephew is a Funkhouser but his full name is Thomas Macy Funkhouser. That’s all I have for now, Johnny Mustard, and please keep up the great work!

Michael

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Tom Cataldo
Awesome.

Nicely written, my son.

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Alexis Handelman
Thanks, m'dear.

What a swell package of enchantment! Your writing is very fantastic. And I admire the positive and grateful (and funny) outlook.

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Mike Cataldo
Perfecto.

Read all three new volumes and thought they were great!