A 99¢ "Ivy-League" Education

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How to live like a recalcitrant king (and queen).

This bon vivant's guide to the good life is a better than any Ivy League education, and it'll show you how to marry a Penelope and not a Clytemnestra, the best way to master an il dolce far niente life, the difference between a quickhatch and a ratel, a hophornbeam and your Mother-in-Law’s tongue. 

Seriously, your days of sounding and thinking like a hillbilly are over...

36 jam-packed pages.

Instant download.

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