“Got recalcitrance?”

Let’s have some subversive fun this summer (it's not over yet!) with a Smart T-Shirts for Smarty-Pants Contest. Show everyone how wicked clever you are with an original design/slogan, like “JUST DO WIT.” Or, “Pretentious? Moi?”

Winner and runner up will both receive our best-selling “I’d Rather Be Grammatically Correct.”

Send in your impressive and hopefully cliché-less entries here:


We have a very limited number of "I'd Rather Be Grammatically Correct" UP-i-tees available: 


We also have a few of our ever-popular (and almost) perfect portmanteau classic left:

Lacrosse + Awesome = LACRAWESOME


How smart are you?

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One Up! is a fantastic gift for brainiacs and word lovers, dads and grads. Birthdays. Mother's Day. Guaranteed to ruin holidays and family get-togethers–or your money back... 

Wicked, Wicked Fun Up! Special: Get 2 x One Up!s for only $29.99!

What are you waiting for, Christmas?