I'd Rather Be Grammatically Correct.

$ 24.99

"Grammar is a piano I play by ear." ― Joan Didion

Fits grammar nazis and word nerds to a tee.

Our best-selling UP-i-tee of all time. Because language still matters, ladies and gentlemen.

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Our exclusive 100% cotton UP-i-tee shirts are damn fine American Apparel, proudly Made in America–designed and printed by us at our studio in Newport, Rhode Island.

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