Thanks for wanting to smarten up! We hope you have as much fun selling our clever and original products as we've had making them – what started out as a "naive and quixotic" adventure has become, despite our sometimes laughable missteps, a successful and well-respected brand. Yikes!

Are you ready to become part of the wicked cool One Up! crowd? 


Click on the "PURCHASE" button to go directly to the shopping page – all the options will be outlined on that page, so don't worry about making the right selection.



We've just recently put together a "Starter Kit" for all you toe-dippers – this provides you with 12 x One Up!s as well as the eye-popping POP, all for only $139. It's a great way to take your store to a whole new level of cool with only a very small initial investment. 


We'd like you to invest in at least 1 case (24 units) to start off, and then re-order a minimum of 1/2 case (12 units) after that. We've found that with our magical POP (FREE with initial order of 24 units or more; $19 otherwise), One Up! jumps off the shelves and drives traffic and sales – everyone will love "playing our game." 


One Up!s come in cartons of 120 units; or a pallet which is 10 cartons or 1,200 units.


You know what you're doing – just make sure you order enough One Up!s – nothing sadder than an empty shelf and unhappy customers. 


We prefer you place your order online, but if you'd rather order over the phone and/or send us a PO, please call Johnny on 203.451.5127 and he'll be happy to make it happen. 


In order to protect the One Up! brand, we'd like you to respect our MAP pricing which is $19.99 for One Up! Our Wholesale pricing is $9.99 per unit.

If you intend on ordering more than 1 carton, we can certainly discuss a customized discount/payment terms.  


Shipping is extra on all wholesale orders, including the "Starter Kit", and will be invoiced separately. 



For Oneupmanshippers.

Our "Monopoly for the 21st Century" is also available for savvy retailers wanting to turn all of their customers into "greedy, self-serving punks" – if they all aren't already. Ha. 

Seriously, we'd love to have you on board – all we ask is that you invest in a minimum of 6 games (1 case) – you'll reap the rewards for the rest of your life, guaranteed.

 Purchase ONEUPMANSHIP wholesale here >



 The Old's Cool Education.

 THE OFFICIAL OLD'S COOL EDUCATION is our attempt at a know-it-all guide to the really important things in life, and is filled with practical, old-school basics, some hero worship, and the art of living well.

One case is 10 x 3-packs of genius and fun; a carton is 100 units.

 Purchase our Wicked/Smart Education wholesale here >


 Why Don't You Wise Up! 

A case is one dozen excellent lessons in humility and frustration; please order in multiples of 12. Shelf talker (pictured above) doesn't just start a conversation, it screams to be heard!

Yes, I want to put on my party pants >


Wicked/Smart Stockists

One Up!, Wise Up! and ONEUPMANSHIP can already be found at the following top-drawer establishments:

Awesome Toys and Gifts, Westport, CT

The Toy Post, Westport, CT

The Toy Chest, Ridgefield, CT

L.E. & Chalk, Shreveport, LA

Cornerstone Design Co., Fayetteville, NC

Tattered Cover Bookstore, Denver, CO

Back 40 Mercantile, Old Greenwich, CT

Flying Pig Bookstore, Shelburne, VT

Leclair's General Store, Fayetteville, NC

Village Books, Bellingham, WA

Square Books, Oxford, Mississippi

5 Wacky Women, Cockeysville, MD

Elm Street Books, New Canaan, CT

R. J. Julia Booksellers, Madison, CT

Hickory Stick Bookshop, Washington Depot, CT

Barrett Bookstore, Darien, CT

Scattered Books, Chappaqua, NY

Bank Street Books, New Milford, CT

House of Books, Kent, CT

Bank Square Books, Mystic, CT

Savoy Bookshop and Cafe, Westerly, RI

Barner Books, New Paltz, NY

Oblong Books & Music, Rhinebeck, NY

White Birch Books, North Conway, NH 



We're here 23 1/2 hours/7 days a week – don't hesitate to ring us up or text us on 401.572.7090.

Or email us at:

If you're in the neighborhood – 38 Charles Street, Newport, RI 02840 – pop by and say yeehaw donkey!