The Official Old School Education

$ 39.98

"I like your writing style."

– Tim Leatherman, Creator, Co-Founder, and Owner, Leatherman Tool Group

Smart. Smarter. Smartist. An arch and clever gift–for less than a twenny.

Is there a know-it-all in your life who's impossible to live with, and shop for? Who knows/hates everything? Or maybe it's you. Then we've got just the ticket.

A Field Guide, Logbook, and Road Book for Wiseacres. 

These priceless and timeless primers are our attempt at a classic guide to the really important things in life, and are filled with practical, old-school basics, some hero worship, and the art and science of living well. We guarantee the hands-on wisdom-seekers in your life will love them and love you as the gift-giving hero.

Cutthroat Entertainment / Education / Delight.

Are you as up-to-snuff as an 11-year old? Let's see: What are the two main ingredients of steel? Who is the only  U.S. President whose first language wasn't English? What was Sleeping Beauty's real name? We'll take you fishing with Einstein, challenge you to our state nickname matching game, educate you on Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, navigate you around Salem, NH, and play a Latin word matching game. 

Jam-packed with DIYs and How-tos.

Raid the pantry and Frankenstein some homemade créme de corps together; chicken fry a kangaroo; become the "Egyptian" at a restaurant; and even a step-by-step guide on the best way to buy the American Dream, for cheap. Life is certainly scary sometimes, but wonderful and dangerous adventure's all around, kids, for the taking, as easy as kiss my hand.

Don't believe us.

Mike Lerario, author of Leadership in Balance, retired army special forces officer and West Point grad from Fayetteville, North Carolina had some great things to say about the First Edition of The Official Old's Cool Education. The Second Edition, offered here hot off the press, is just as well-bred, well-read, and well-said.


Sports, Literature, History, Science, and Geography.

We'll also introduce you to the great men and women throughout history we look up to: Beryl Markham, General Grant, the indomitable Apsley Cherry-Garrard, Dr. Jordan Peterson–our Socrates, Shakespeare, Montaigne and many more. St. Christopher. Virgil. The Law of Gross Tonnage, explained. Which way's north and how do you know? Where's The Sea of Tranquility? 

What's The Official Old School Education really like?

Each set contains a LOGBOOK, FIELD BOOK and ROAD BOOK and are altogether better than a Harvard diploma in your back pocket.

• 60+ pages each. 

• Handy 3 1/2" x 5 1/2" size so you can carry them anywhere: purse, glove box, backpack, head.

• Rugged and reliable 80 lb protective and minimalist cover.

• This 3-book set is only $19.99.

Come along for the wild, edifying ride!

We can't imagine a better gift than enlightenment and wisdom, right here, right now, in hand. This is certain to be the most welcome present ever since we're all bursting out of hibernation into a wondrous, hungry and curious world. The Official Old School Education is boredom's annulment.

Gift-wrapped for any celebration or special occasion, and comes with a FREE "John Wayne" (P-38) can opener: $21.98.

LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Buy two sets and get the third set FREE. Tempus fugit–so HURRY!

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