Long time, no hear.

We've been busy lately, as per usual, but I'm beginning to think the catch-as-catch-can rhythm of this newsletter is really due to laziness and incompetence more than anything else. 

We've upgraded our website to a new theme, Symmetry, from a company called Clean Themes in the UK. It's fully-integrated with Shopify, which is our shopping cart software, and should allow us to scale to the multi-million dollar enterprise we aspire to with the least amount of hiccups and headaches. So far, so good. Now we just have to add the million dollar part.

We're still not completely up and running like a well-oiled machine yet, but we launched last week anyway and decided to flesh things out while we're live, rather than waiting another couple of weeks until everything was "perfect." You've come to expect typos and mixups, so why shouldn't we continue to offer those like we always did?

Our Instagram account has been integrated into our website, and it's been our new favorite social media platform for a while now. We have fun posting every single day. Our account is: @oldscoolcompany – check out all the ludic, erudite stuff we've got going on there.


You only have one.

Since Mother's Day is coming up, we though we'd put together a special 'coolection' just for her – click on this "Make Mom Happy" to shop it.


Until hopefully sooner next time,



Johnny Mustard & the  Old's Cool Crew

May 04, 2017 — Johnny Mustard