"I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best."

Cliche or not, Oscar's wit is almost always perfect. Here is a curated collection of the objects of desire we (Pluralis Modestiae, not Majestatis) have found throughout our travels and around the web that live up to our Wildest dreams.

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